- As Luis and I were half wrestling/slow dancing in the kitchen, he said his resolution was to divorce me this year and possibly kill me. I said my resolution was to stay married to him forever and keep taking his money. And then I threw a pinch of nutmeg dust in his eye, haha! #2014dimasfamilyresolutions Happy New Year!! ;D
I can’t believe this time last year, labor was FINALLY starting at 41 weeks along, and in a short 2 hours I would be holding my long awaited little Dacky How has it already been a year???
Dacky commemorated his first birthday morning by crapping out of his diaper, just like he did so many moons ago when he was a tiny newborn, and then he ran off so I couldn’t change him, in true toddler form. I guess he’s letting me have the best of both worlds Happy 1st Birthday to my little rascally Dacky
I hate when my kids piss me off and I forget we’re in public. Like today at the park when I yelled “NOOO!!!” errr…I meant “Honey, that makes Mommy very sad when you dump dusty park sand all over your little brother’s head, please stop.” But seriously, the former just permeates so much better into reptilian boy brains!
This is me and Luis tonight hahahaha
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