- Sometimes, I like to call Luis at work and tell him how much easier his life is than mine, and then hang up on him. And then I OD on Nutella. #readyforround2#comeonbedtime
- We’re at the store and Pig runs up to these Starbucks bottles and yells “Mommy’s drink!!!”. Good thing I save the moscato for after he goes to bed! That could’ve been a lot worse.
- Omg I’m dying lol, wish I could tag Pig in this status hahahaha
- Dacky took his first steps today He can only make it four steps but soon enough I’m gonna have two mobile boys in this house! #letthegamesbegin
- Pig was Superman for Halloween (his idol) and while we were out trick or treating, a teenager dressed as Superman walked up to Pig to compare costumes and Pig fell to his knees and hid his face into his hands lol! He was star struck.
- LOVE this: Always Go To The Funeral
1. I used to be the limbo champion at the skating rink. I would skate down into the splits until my chin almost hit the floor and go under the bar. Won every time!
2. I have zero reflexes. Luis jumps out and scares me and I scream 5 seconds later.
3. I wish my mother-in-law and I could know each other better, but we don’t speak the same language.
4. I’ve given birth at home two times.
5. I feel like I fail my children all the time.
6. I have an admiring fascination with Jews and Mormons.
7. I married an “illegal” immigrant, and it changed my views forever.
- Oh wow…all mamas should watch this!! 3 Queens
- These two lol. They’re like two silly chihuahuas that growl and snip at each other all day but get anxious if they’re separated, smh.
- Pig’s got this down.