• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
Pig & Dac
  • Home
    • About
    • Contact
  • YouTube Channel
  • Shop
  • Topics
    • Parenting
    • Self-Care
    • Homeschooling
    • Life
    • Blogging
  • Free Printables Library
menu icon
go to homepage
search icon
Homepage link
  • About
  • Blog Tour
  • Shop
×
Home » Uncategorized

The PoPo Got Me

Published: Apr 19, 2013 by Jessica Dimas · This post may contain affiliate links · 2 Comments

  • Share
  • Tweet
This was my view tonight

If I could laugh right now, I would. But I can't and that will all be explained. Today was one of those days...where all you hear all day is crying and whining and your body is constantly in motion trying to keep everyone happy and you think your husband is getting home early but turns out he's running four hours late...sigh.

Luis said something tonight that put me off and I don't even remember what it was but in an attempt to appear dramatic, I left the house and drove off. I was only going to McDonald's but I didn't tell Luis that. I needed it to remain a mystery cause I was maaaad and he better think twice before he talks to me like that again or else! It's hard to be threatening and dramatic when you can't really go anywhere because a) all your friends have kids too and are getting them ready for bed, b) you look like a deranged soccer mom who hasn't showered in two days, and c) because you have to watch the clock and make sure you're back in time to feed the baby. Ugh.

Anyway, after my unsatisfying McDonald's meal I'm driving back home and see this truck almost tailgating me. When I go to turn into my neighborhood I saw bright lights flashing behind me and thought the truck was doing it because I pissed him off. I was thinking "Ugh, that's not necessary!" Aaaand then I realized it was a cop. I pull over and look at my nasty McDonald's wrappers laying all around like a little piggy. I tried stuffing some of them into the drink cup holders. It was at this precise moment that I remembered I left the house without even looking in a mirror or changing into something decent. Oh...my...gatos...I wanted to melt away into my seat. Let me give you a visual.

  • My hair, unbrushed and unwashed, is in a high bun with hair sticking out on both sides of my head. Here's the best part...you know when you pull your hair up and then realize you somehow left a whole bunch of hair hanging in the back that didn't make it into the updo? Yeah well I left that hair because I was too lazy to redo my bun. So I have a semi-mullet look going on.
  • No makeup. And I'm someone who needs makeup to look alive.
  • Swollen, cracked lips complete with fever blisters. I was sick and had a fever for two days this week, and I got these blisters afterwards. So yes...I looked like a full blown meth head. Getting a ton of blisters like this has happened to me once before in my entire life, and it was also after being very sick. 
  • I was wearing a white spaghetti strap shirt and saggy yoga pants that needed to be washed days ago but luckily he couldn't really see what I was wearing.
He pulled me over because my light was out. I could barely even answer him because my lips hurt so bad, I'm really shocked he didn't do any further questioning. He was most taken aback by the size of my purse, which is actually my Skip Hop Studio diaper bag hahahaha. 
He let me go. I get home and Piggie is still up, trying to go to sleep. I hold him and at his weird request play with his nostrils until he falls asleep. Long day, awkward & hilarious night, glad it's over!
« Piggie Smalls Sleeps, Finally!
Our Week In Photos »

About Jessica Dimas

Jessica is the author of the book "Sacred Self-Care for the Highly Sensitive Mom". She is a Huffington Post contributor and has been featured on sites such as Scary Mommy, FamilyShare, and BlogHer. She has a BA degree in psychology and lives in NC with her two boys.

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Dad

    April 21, 2013 at 5:40 am

    Wow. I'm glad it was just for a light being out. I'm sure Sunday will be a better day. Hang in there...

    Reply
  2. Jessica

    April 21, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    Thanks Dad 🙂 Yeah I was lucky it was just for the light. I thought must've pulled me over out of boredom because I definitely wasn't speeding. He was very nice to me though, probably saw my hair and McDonald's wrappers and felt sorry for me ^-^

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Primary Sidebar

Hi, I'm Jessica! I write about motherhood and self-care. I'm glad you're here.

More about me →

Popular

  • 3 Ways Imaginative Play Helps Your Child Grow
  • 10 Horrific Things I've Said as a Mom of Boys
    10 Horrific Things I've Been Forced to Say as a Mom of Boys
  • The Stages of Night Weaning a Boob-Obsessed Toddler
    The Stages of Night Weaning a Boob-Obsessed Toddler
  • homeschool desk
    Choosing a Homeschool Desk for Your Homeschool Room

Hi, I'm Jessica! I write about motherhood and self-care. I'm glad you're here.

More about me →

Popular

  • Daily Schedule with a 2 and 4 Year Old
    My Daily Routine with a 2 & 4 Year Old
  • inspirational birth quotes
    Inspirational Birth Quotes
  • Tandem Breastfeeding
    Tandem Breastfeeding; My Experience & Tips
  • How I Fight Infant and Toddler Eczema
    The Baby Eczema Lotion That Healed My Baby's Skin

Footer

↑ back to top

Shop

  • Self-Care for Moms Bundle
  • The Blogger Bundle
  • The Manifestation Journal

Find me Here

  • Pinterest
  • Instagram
  • Facebook

Contact

  • Contact
  • About
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions

Copyright © Pig & Dac. All Rights Reserved